Chill Out Like Regina George: The Best Spas to Unwind in the Rockies

 Let's face it, darling – when life’s a little too “you can’t sit with us” and you need to channel some serious Regina George-level relaxation, there’s only one way to get that “so fetch” state of mind back: a spa day. Colorado’s Rockies have plenty of spots to pamper, de-stress, and literally leave all your “I’m so stressed” vibes behind. Here’s where to go to turn your “ugh, as if” into “you go, Glen Coco!”

1. The Ritz-Carlton, Bachelor Gulch – Beaver Creek
If you want to be treated like royalty (or Regina George), this posh resort spa will have you living your best life. Think massages, facials, and a relaxing hot tub with mountain views. Pro tip: don’t be shy about the “luxury experience.” You’re here to indulge, honey!

2. Remède Spa – The St. Regis, Aspen
In Aspen, the spa game is strong, and Remède Spa at The St. Regis takes it to the next level. With a Himalayan salt stone massage and luxurious treatments that’ll have you saying “so fetch,” you'll walk out with that effortlessly chic glow. Queen Bee vibes only.

3. The Spa at Vail Mountain Lodge
If you want to get a little more Zen and less “that’s why people let you babysit their kids” – try this mountain retreat. Nestled along the banks of Gore Creek, this place will have you feeling like you’ve just stepped out of a serene snow globe. Get a detoxifying body wrap and float away into spa heaven.

4. The Broadmoor Spa – Colorado Springs
Don't forget about Colorado Springs' iconic Broadmoor Spa, where you can treat yourself to a custom massage designed just for your needs. Whether you need a deep tissue or something lighter, you’ll leave feeling like you just escaped a “plastics” meltdown. The mountain views? Perfection.

5. Alpenglow Wellness – Telluride
Talk about luxury with a side of magic. Alpenglow Wellness is all about holistic treatments. Reconnect with your body through their mountain-inspired therapies, including yoga, acupuncture, and even infrared saunas. Let’s just say your skin will thank you.

So go ahead, channel your inner Regina George, and unwind at these Rocky Mountain retreats. You deserve it, queen.


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